Hostess: No Nutrition, But An American Tradition

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I cannot sleep -- my nights are haunted by the sound of Baby Boomers and even more modernized Humans crying out for Twinkies.

But wait, there's more:

Listen To My Musical Tribute To The Twinkie:



OR:

Where Have All The Twinkies Gone?


Mercy, Mercy, Mercy.

Related articles for your edification and entertainment. I can still get my caffeine from a good strong cup of Joe, but how will I ever match that famous, nutrition-free Twinkie Sugar Spike? Give us a sign....someone, anyone...

• 31 People Hoarding Twinkies In Anticipation Of Hostess' Demise (buzzfeed.com)
• The Horrifying Twinkie Tragedy (boomersunited-srmeetup.blogspot.com)
• Judge gives Hostess the OK to sell off rights to Twinkies (sacbee.com)
• Hostess Bids Due Today (dailyfinance.com)
• Judge Suggests Mediation to Save Hostess (blogs.wsj.com)
• Twinkies: The cute little blonde a generation fell for (bangordailynews.com)
• Mellow Yellow Monday - Twinkies (hibernationnow.wordpress.com)
• Shoppers grab Twinkies, $100 on eBay (wxyz.com)

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